I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty popular on this dating website. Don't be jealous as most of my suitors are men. Not a George Clooney type of man. More like a, "Hey Dad, will you help me balance my checkbook and fix my computer" type of man. I answer almost everyone's messages (except the child), and this has proven to be a bad thing. The latest back and forth makes me want to gouge my eyes out and get my tubes tied. Word for word:
Him: you looking for Mr Right or Mr Right NOW?
Me: Neither really. just trying to fill some time. You?
Him: I'm looking for someone with an oral fixation like myself. Someone who loves receiving and giving as much as I love giving and receiving. That you?
Me: I don't think so.
Him: k fine thx bi
And then he was gone forever.
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