We have some activity PEOPLE!

Lesson learned: Do not drag your feet when you're asked on a virtual date. I fear I have lost contact with Max2 for this very reason. And just when I got him to open up to me that he isn't a killer. DAMMIT.

But not to worry! I have another friend. His name is OD, and he already suggested that 2 comics shouldn't date; therefore, we should just be friends. And since he wrote that on the Internet, surely he means it. We're meeting next week.

My new favorite, however, is mr.b. FUNNY! I did see a necklace in a couple of shots, which I'm not into, but being particular does not move a dating blog ahead quickly. If played correctly, I could have 2 uncomfortable meetings, I mean dates, in one whole week.

What I've Learned

Internet dating is like dating at the bottom of the deepest part of the sea. It's dark, cold, and there are a lot of things that you didn't know even existed. I have been bombarded with MANY older foreign men. To clarify, I don't mind a foreign man. My last 3 accidents were foreign. But I also remember a time when I was 15 years old. I worked at The Limited and an older Saudi Arabian man asked if I would be his 3rd wife. In retrospect, this is kind of impressive, but I was traumatized at the time. I picture all of these guys to be that man, so I just cannot bring myself to answer back.

I have also discovered that a fourth of the men over 50 look like Santa Claus. It seems to be a popular look. A third of that fourth is in construction. That whole third cannot link words together to express a complete thought.

1st Amendment

I will not date fans of the blog. Trust me, it's for the best.

Strategizing

All right. It looks like a date is actually going to have to happen. Here's what I'm dealing with:

Rato756 wants to meet me, which bums me out a little. I fear it's the beginning of the end of our friendship. Seriously, I can't imagine pushing him up against a wall and going crazy on him, but again, HE'S SO SWEET. I'm leaving town next week so I have another week to mull this over.

Introducing Max2. He's too young and ends his sentences with 1/2 of a parenthetical. Like this:

Max2: SO, would you give me a chance?)

Me: Your answers and profile are so minimalistic that I fear that you may be a serial killer. How do I know if you're safe?

Max2: More to talk about in person) Im not a killer)

This is what's out there folks. I think I'll meet Max2 in a heavily populated place in broad daylight. I just have to rip this band-aid off quickly and hope it gets easier.

Verbs Are Stupid

This just in from NicholasG:

I will like to talk to you..

Although I am intrigued with NicholasG's ability to tell the future, I think we can all agree that he should wait for his WILL to turn into a WOULD.

Make New Friends

I have a new friend. His name is rato756 which I find to be very creative. We're in the "friend zone" because according to his profile pic, I cannot picture him sweating on top of me. But he's SO SWEET! And we have things in common. We discuss writing, the Big Brother/Big Sister program, and that freak that asked if I'd be willing to suck on his tally whacker (often, apparently) when we had JUST virtually met.

I don't know if rato756 and I will ever meet face-to-face, but he's my first friend in all of this. And that means something.

So This is the Way It's Going to Be

If things keep going the way that they are going, I may hit 30 dates in 10 years. The 51 year-old attorney seems nice and all, but I bet he would feel a bit out-of-sorts at a National concert. My newest pursuer is a portly 41 year old fellow with a sweet smile. But I can't take this:

I have to admit that this is different It is always hard to do a self summary I have lived on 4 continent and traveled the 7 seas My journey began in India and I have lived in and worked in many counties and Pasadena is where we call home.
I love the Jesus and he is my lord and Saviour

Oh R-gyp Do you know what I love? Punctuation, subject/verb conjugation, and people who keep their Lord and Savior under wraps until date 3.