I have also discovered that a fourth of the men over 50 look like Santa Claus. It seems to be a popular look. A third of that fourth is in construction. That whole third cannot link words together to express a complete thought.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
What I've Learned
Internet dating is like dating at the bottom of the deepest part of the sea. It's dark, cold, and there are a lot of things that you didn't know even existed. I have been bombarded with MANY older foreign men. To clarify, I don't mind a foreign man. My last 3 accidents were foreign. But I also remember a time when I was 15 years old. I worked at The Limited and an older Saudi Arabian man asked if I would be his 3rd wife. In retrospect, this is kind of impressive, but I was traumatized at the time. I picture all of these guys to be that man, so I just cannot bring myself to answer back.