Scary or Flattering?

I have a stalker on the dating site. His name is Carman. He visits my profile multiple times a day, and makes it a point to IM me every morning.

Obviously he should probably get out of the house more often. He at least needs a hobby, besides stalking girls. But I have to say, I've never really had a stalker before. Oh sure, I had "secret admirers" in middle school, but everyone did.

I'm embracing Carman and his creepy ways. If he keeps it up, he may get an invitation to my annual Christmas party. (Because it will take me that long to hit 30 dates.)