Today's Schedule

Thankfully, I took a night off from dating last night, which I used to read a Shape magazine, peruse fashion blogs, and watch the season finale of The Bachelorette. (On a side note, Ashley's sister is a PIECE OF WORK.)

Tonight, Logger and I will go to the movies. I am thankful for this, as, according to my studies, dating requires large volumes of consumption. I'm sick of consuming. Especially since I will be living in a bikini in about 10 days.

Oh, this reminds me. I have some bad news for my regulars. I'll be leaving the country for a good portion of August, and the blog will be sporadic, I'm sure. I'm sorry, what's that? You want to know where I'm going? I don't want you to be jealous, but since you're insisting...

In this order:

1) Cabo

2) Munich

3) Salzburg

4) Paris (yes!)

5) Amsterdam

I know, I know. It seems so unfair, but one time I dated a guy who knocked-up his ex while we were still seeing each other, so these things happen. GET OVER IT.